Winning Team Name
Legalize Caruana
NSA is Perpetually Checking
Rg3 Offensive Rook of the Year
Team Romney We Play Both Sides of the Board
Chilean Defense: No Minor Pieces Trapped
None Reported – Top team name was deemed inappropriate for Chess Life.
I Can See Russians from My Board
No Longer Searching for Bobby Fischer
e2 Brute?
Dick Cheney Attack: Bird’s Variation
King of Pop perpetually Touches Minor Pieces
USCF Unstable Cash Flow
Trent Lott Says Black is O.K.
Enron’s 401K Plan – No Perpetual Check
Harry Patzer and the Poisoned Pawn
Does Your Peter Leko
Forking Geniuses
Mr. Clinton Your Piece is Hanging
Tickle Me ELO
Hickory, Dickory, Doc, We’re Going to Win a Clock
Two way tie Searching for Bobby Stitcher AND Searching for Bobbit’s Bishop
White Pawns Can’t Jump
My Flag is Falling and I Can’t Get Up
We Don’t Ivanchuk a Pawn
Two Knights, Let it Be Lowenthal
Little Karpov Horrors
You Rook Mahvelous
Baked E Lasker
No Pawn Intended
Tahlstoy’s War and Pieces
Saemisch Usual
Buenas Nochess (Good Knight)
Tarrasch Collectors
No outright winner was listed. Seven teams were noted, thus: “…innovations and originality over the chess board were matched by names of some of the teams.”